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DONDE ESTAN LAS DROGAS TEE

$28.00

Spanish class has finally paid off and you've got a shirt to prove it!  About The Tee: Runs true to size 100% cotton Unisex shirt.... View full product details

 

FUCK OFF TANK

$38.00

Your parents always told you to express yourself, so here you are finally taking their advice. About The Tank: Muscle scooped arm holes Women's fit... View full product details

 

HALF DRUNK IS A WASTE OF MONEY TEE

$30.00

If it wasn’t for alcohol and drake, how else would we know when to text ur ex?? About The Tee: Runs true to size 100%... View full product details


 

I HATE EVERYONE & FUCK OFF TANKS PACKAGE (2 tanks)

$65.00

True friendship is hating everything together About The Tees: Sold together for the perfect BFF duo Muscle scooped arm holes Women's fit Runs true to... View full product details

 

I HATE EVERYONE TANK

$38.00

No other shirt can better describe how I feel on a daily basis.  About The Tees: Muscle scooped arm holes Women's fit Runs true to... View full product details

 

JUST HERE FOR THE DRUGS CROP TOP

$28.00

Stop lying to yourself.. you don't even listen to music. You're just there for the drugs and I respect that. Do you sugar tits. About... View full product details


Dirty Greeting Cards

 

MY FAVORITE MEAL IS YOU GREETING CARD

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I love pizza and burgers Tacos and wings too But my favorite meal Would have to be you (like your penis. It's a penis joke)... View full product details

 

PARTY IN MY PANTS GREETING CARD

$10.00

Every time I see you My taco gets excited Party in my pants Your Burrito is invited About The Greeting Card: Standard 4" x6" greeting... View full product details

 

QUEEN GREETING CARD

$10.00

Roses are red Weed is green Eat me out all night Treat me like a queen About The Greeting Card Standard 4" x 6" greeting... View full product details


 

DON'T EVER LEAVE ME GREETING CARD

$10.00

Roses are red Blood is too If you ever leave me I will find you About The Greeting Card: Standard 4" x6" greeting card. Blank... View full product details

 

TEQUILA + BAD DECISIONS GREETING CARD

$10.00

We go together like Tequila + bad decisions About The Greeting Card: Standard 4" x6" greeting card. Blank inside for personal customization. Each card comes... View full product details

 

I MISS OVEREATING WITH YOU GREETING CARD

$10.00

  I miss over eating with you About The Greeting Card: Standard 4" x6" greeting card. Blank inside for personal customization Each card comes with... View full product details


express yourself

 

LIT AF BANDANA

$15.00

It's important that everyone knows you're the life of the party. About This Bandana: One size fits all Good for sand storms and social events Made... View full product details

 

I HAVE NO TITS SWEATSHIRT

$60.00

Tits out for the boys!! or not. Regardless, get them talking about it. About The Sweatshirt: Runs true to size 52% cotton, 48% Polyester Size... View full product details

 

I KNOW THE DJ BATHING SUIT

$55.00

If you're not cool enough to be fucking the DJ, at least you know one and have a bathing suit to prove it. About The... View full product details


 

DADDY ISSUES SWEATSHIRT

$60.00

We all have them, might as well wear it with pride. Plus, guys LOVE girls with DADDY ISSUES!!! I think. About The Sweatshirt: Runs true to... View full product details

 

NO PICTURES BANDANA

$15.00

You have more than 100 followers on Instagram and you're afraid you may run into all your fans in public. It's a scary world we... View full product details

 

FUCK OFF BANDANA

$15.00

Just because you finally left your cave, I mean home, doesn't mean you actually want to socialize with people. If only you could wear this... View full product details


MUST HAVE ACCESSORIES

 

BLOW ME CANDLE

$24.00

The first of many more amazing candles to come!! This candle is for you if you’re looking to blow someone or something, have a date... View full product details

 

MUST HAVE FESTIVAL PACKAGE (13 items)

$40.00

This package contains everything (friends sold seperately) you need to bring with you to the festival that is legal.  Package Includes: Donde Estan Las Drogas... View full product details

 

PORTABLE POCKET IPHONE CHARGER

$12.00

Everyone needs one with them at all times because if your phone dies then you might actually have to talk to people. About The Charger:... View full product details


 

SINGLE GIRL GIFT PACKAGE

$39.99

THE BEST GIFT YOU COULD GIVE YOUR BFF BLOW ME CANDLE About The Candle: Vanilla Bean & Fig scented 6 oz candle Soy candle Lasts three... View full product details

 

THIRSTY AF WATER BOTTLE

$19.99

You can put water in there, you can put vodka in there, you can put air in there.... the options are endless. About The Water... View full product details